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I am very hungry.

I wonder why I am so hungry.

I hear my tummy rumbling because I am so hungry.

I see a way that I could get food (Pizza Hut / Burger King).

I want pizza!

I am a son from a military family.

I pretend like I am not hungry.

I feel like I will always be hungry.

I touch grass. (1)

I laugh when I am bad at Mario Kart. (2)

I cry when I am bullied at school.

I am a son from a military family.

I understand why I don’t have a phone yet. (3)

I say that I am still hungry when in reality I have eaten 15 slices of pizza.

I dream of a 5,397 course meal of… pizza.

I try not to eat more than 100,000,000,000 calories a day of pizza.

I hope that when I grow up I will run my own pizza factory.

I am a son from a military family.

(1) To ‘Touch grass’ is an internet meme used largely in gaming communities as a way of saying to ‘get a life’ or ‘spend more time outside’ instead of being on TikTok, playing on Fortnite, texting friends, etc.

(2) Slightly contradicting the previous line.

(3) Understanding is a much different thing from agreeing…