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Operation rock

Long ago the banana empire was at peace but it all changed when the oranges killed king Jimbob VIII and started the 101 year that has yet to come to an end.

I was taken to the king's throne room that day. I was told I must recruit 12 banana soldiers to go on a top secret mission to kidnap the rock who was soon to be king and since I was the general timmy I would be commanding this mission.

I had chosen 11 of the 12 people required for this mission but I didn't know who the last person would be. My last option was a recruit named Potass everyellow but he was very unexperienced so i was worried. Once I arrived at the recruits house and I could tell he was not going to survive the mission.


Today was the day for the operation. I collected my soldiers and we got on a secret stealth helicopter. It took 2 hours but we arrived at the empire's castle boundaries and we broke through a sewer pipe and we journeyed through but we had encountered 501 empire soldiers guarding the sewer connections so we had to sneak by. One of our soldiers slipped and broke his ankle so we had to leave him behind. We turned the corner and there was a trap that sliced another fellow banana soldier. We had located the correct area so we broke through the pipes and there was two guards they were able to shoot two of my soldiers before we shot back. After the shots 5 guards came around the corner and there's a battle. I took out two but three were still there. My soldiers got the rest but sadly my right hand man timmy was shot along with 3 other soldiers. Then I had to replace him with Potass Everyellow, he was surprisingly a good right hand man. We finally made it to the location where the pet rock was but he had a peel staff that could take us out in seconds. One of my soldiers slipped and fell from the hiding spot and the rock quickly obliterated my soldier so we throw bananas so he would slip and drop his staff. We put him in handcuffs and burned the peel staff. We escaped that day with our lives and after a few days of negotiation we had officially ended the 101 year war of Jimbob VIII.


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